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POTENTIAL SPOILERS FOR IM3
WUT
STEVE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HIM
they’ve had a child
Iron America
Captain Man
spoilers for Iron Man 3:
Tony Stark thinks that engagement rings are cliche
he builds his fiance a matching suit
Im pretty sure that’s Iron Patriot/Norman Osborn…
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…I was on my knees and elbows, face down as the masseuse teasingly massaged my testicles with one hand between my legs and rubbed the slippery head of my penis with the other, squeezing it between her thumb and index finger as she used subtle movements to stimulate it.She kept this on, more and more pre dripping from the tip and onto her fingers. She let go of my testicles and began milking my cock with both her hands, moving from the base and squeezing slowly down to the head, repeating this with both her hands. I clenched the sheets and gasped slightly, my cock throbbing and pulsing in her palms. I toldher to slow down else I would come right away. She told me to flip over and put a pillow underneath my head…
So I saw Chronicle a few days ago and my buddies and I got into the conversation of what would we do with powers like the ones the kids had in the movie. In case you don’t know, Chornicle is a movie about three teenagers getting telekinetic powers and using them for their own personal gain and shit.
I wanna know what would you guys do with Telekinetic powers that let you fly, move, levitate and crush shit?
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We are dogsitting for a family friend and this puppy refuses to listen to commands from us, and my father just pointed at the dog and told him, “You’re acting like a woman. You just do what you want and don’t care what anyone else thinks.” I’m not sure if he was insulting the dog for not obeying commands or insulting women for being animals. Either way he is a dumb-ass.
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We now have zombies in Miami. As if the Cubans weren’t bad enough. Oh well, looks like I’ll be picking up a new hobby.
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Too bad about your glasses though.The Twilight Zone episode 08, “Time Enough At Last”
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were you Tom Hiddleston/Loki fan girl when Thor came out a year ago? :\
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